What a fantastic day at Lords, the home of English cricket. KP rams it well and truly up the Indians with a double century on a wicket suited to his batting prowess. Not a lot the Indian strike bowlers could do, maybe they should have requested the services of a London escort to put Pietersen off of his strike. Maybe India should have requested duo escorts instead of gifting KP with his double hundred. But in this mood, the English Batsman would have more than likely gobbled up anything that the opposition could throw at him.
A majestic innings played with grace and elegance, but, could KP deliver the same to a London escort or would she have got him leg before wicket, or bowled him over, most certainly middle stump, giving Pietersen the hump of his life-time for the rest of the day. Lords witnessed an event 2 years in the making. Pietersen has suffered with the bat over recent tests and found runs hard to come by. He should have seen an Asian escort who would have made things even harder and definitely had the batsman coming all over the place. Maybe India should take note of this and engage the services of our girls to wear out this industrious batting machine.
England finally declared their first innings on 474 for 8, and put India in to bat. A fairly daunting tasked faced the visitors, but only if the home team could bowl as well as they had batted. Open minded escorts are inclined to bat for both sides, which makes for an interesting and fun packed innings of deviance, and a darn good bedtime session. India may lay claim to introducing the Kama Sutra to the world, but our girls would certainly have the visitors in all manner of perverted positions. The opposition would not know whether they were coming or going, in or out.
Why not enjoy the deep and dark pleasures of the test match in the privacy of a secluded arena? What a turn on, watching the English batter the Indians into submission. A trait of our London escorts who enjoy bondage, whist taking part in carnal pleasure off of the pitch, heightening the sense of the occasion and culminating in a certain victory for lust lovers and Cricket lovers as well. Come on England, we need this!