Affair

Who knows why you want to hide that lovebite, and to be quite frank with you, no one needs to know your reasoning for wanting to do so. If you're having an affair or your partner gave you a blood-sucking bruise on your neck that won't be acceptable for work, then these tips will help cover that up in no time.

Forget the new gagging orders, forget the kiss and tell ethos, a well known and infamous Rugby star has admitted having no strings attached sex romps with Imogen Thomas the Big Brother beauty ejected from the house in the 2006 contest, and of course now part of a super injunction over her affair with a married soccer ace. Wonder who that could be?