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Well just as you thought is was safe to settle down for a pleasant Saturday evening of television viewing, the sudden shock of the Premiership season is on us again. The mega rich footballing elite are strutting their stuff to capacity stadiums country wide, diving all over the place to stake their claim on footballing stardom. The question is, do we really care, or could we find something more interesting and entertaining to amuse ourselves with? I am afraid the answer to that question is a very big and definite yes! Diving into a liaison with a busty London escort is just what the doctor ordered. This is a far better way to spend ninety minutes of your precious life than watching millions of pounds worth of footballing class strut its stuff on a football pitch. The highs and lows of this spectator sport are few and far between, whereas you could find yourself exalting in 90 minutes of pure and unadulterated bliss with a gorgeous London escort. Even more enjoyment for your hard earned cash and that will not be the only thing that stays hard for the duration either!

There will be absolutely no cries of foul play and no challenging the referee over very dodgy decisions, unless of course you choose to go for a third companion and no contentious goals. In this match you are bound to score and slot your balls between the goal posts as often as you feel the need to. Busty London escorts will make sure there is no foul play and should you require physio during the match made in heaven for a groin strain, then your chosen stunner will amply respond by rubbing it better. What more could you ask for? A massage thrown in for good measure. Will you be able to stand the pressure or request to be substituted halfway through the game?

On the other hand, and I can assure you that this does become boring after a while, you may find that the attraction of this so called beautiful game created for gentlemen but played by hooligans, is more interesting than the offer of sheer and unrivalled pleasure. If this is the case, then you need to reconsider and arrange a rendezvous with an athletic and versatile busty escort to show you what you are most definitely missing. You could of course combine the two activities, but we are certain that the latter will win the moment hands down, in fact, Hands all over the place!